FAQs

Do people really ask you these questions?
Why bless you. Of course they don’t. We make them up ourselves.

Why do you do that?
When you do a website you always forget something, or you work out all the pages and find something that doesn’t fit in. So, rather than get the webby man in to redesign bits, you add an FAQ page so that you can bundle all these odds and ends into a place that’s easy (and therefore cheap) to edit.

Do you mean you paid someone to design this?
It was indeed designed by a highly trained webmaster.

Are you ‘avin a larf?
Certainly not. It was crafted by a skilled professional.

Professional what? Anyone can do a website nowadays. They give you kits to do it when you buy the site, don’t they?
They may have included such a tool, but it needed careful use. And anyway, you're starting to annoy me. Do you want any laces or not?